🥕 100% Vegetable Juice
👋 First Things First
Motherfucker
Clutching your pearls? Perfect! Read »
🐦 A Little Bird Told Me

live-action movie portrayals of the penguin, ranked:
1. danny devito, batman returns
2. colin farrell, the batman
3. burgess meredith, batman
4. tom hanks, elvis

Apologized to a too-ripe avocado in the grocery store when I squeezed it. You can take the lady outta the Midwest, but

Husband grabbed bagel sandwiches for breakfast (hunting)
I stayed in bed liking TikToks for us to watch later (gathering)
📰 Dive a Little Deeper
The Middle-Aged Women Who Really, Really Love Minions Explain Themselves
What Happens to Christian Influencers When They Get Married?
📺 Weekend Watch
🙃 TikTok Treasures
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🤖 ARTificial Intelligence
DALL·E Prompt: a houseplant but its leaves are cool ranch doritos in the style of monet
🛣️ One For The Road
Hat tip to Daren