👋 First Things First

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🐦 A Little Bird Told Me

shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard

9:19 PM ∙ Aug 5, 2022

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andy™ @andylevy

live-action movie portrayals of the penguin, ranked: 1. danny devito, batman returns 2. colin farrell, the batman 3. burgess meredith, batman 4. tom hanks, elvis

11:13 PM ∙ Aug 9, 2022

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❊ 🪩 Heathcliff, it’s me, I’m Danii 🪩 ❊ @Gallegos____

jane lynch is wario jamie lee curtis

4:57 PM ∙ Aug 8, 2022

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Emily McKenna Winter @EmilyMcWinter

Apologized to a too-ripe avocado in the grocery store when I squeezed it. You can take the lady outta the Midwest, but

6:55 PM ∙ Aug 7, 2022

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rebekah entralgo fernández @rebekahentralgo

Husband grabbed bagel sandwiches for breakfast (hunting) I stayed in bed liking TikToks for us to watch later (gathering)

1:29 PM ∙ Aug 6, 2022

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📰 Dive a Little Deeper

• The Middle-Aged Women Who Really, Really Love Minions Explain Themselves

• What Happens to Christian Influencers When They Get Married?

• We’ve reached emoji overload

📺 Weekend Watch

🙃 TikTok Treasures

@houseofkyleLay's Smoked Salmon and Cream Cheese Chips (Thai Import) #layssmokedsalmon #lays #thailand

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@nottclayCall me anytime or whatever tbh

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@samswinnypeace and love no more fanmail #thebeatles #jasonderulo #music

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@houseofkyleSilent Saturday Special: Tropical Blast Twinkies #tropicalblasttwinkies #twinkies

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🤖 ARTificial Intelligence

DALL·E Prompt: a houseplant but its leaves are cool ranch doritos in the style of monet

🛣️ One For The Road

Hat tip to Daren