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A Culture That Kills Its Children Has No Future

An America vacillating between violent struggle and idle nihilism is shuddering toward its end. Read »

🐦 A Little Bird Told Me

Kady Ruth @kady_ruth

paused the video at a point where it looks like tiny biden is giving big biden a shoulder massage

June 3rd 2022

31,237 Retweets414,577 Likes

pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @pixelatedboat

For decades Star Wars fans have wondered what Obi-Wan Kenobi was doing between episodes III and IV and it turns out the answer is he worked as a meat packer and one time he beat up Flea

May 29th 2022

215 Retweets4,014 Likes

trash jones @jzux

how is anyone not on medication right now. who is out here just rawdogging the decline of man

June 8th 2022

7,479 Retweets64,328 Likes

Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik

The PR work TV has done for cops is wild. SVU would have you believe there's a dedicated team of professionals committed to investigating every rape and not just two dudes with punisher tattoos being like "sounds like a misunderstanding"

May 28th 2022

12,425 Retweets96,791 Likes

C H E L B! 🥖 @chelbb_

we’re the daughters of the bajas they couldn’t blast

June 7th 2022

9,249 Retweets61,612 Likes

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@kisserkelCasually tells the most insane story you’ve ever heard #comedy #fyp

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@tawnyplatisHave you tried essential oils? #funny #comedian #voiceover #corporatelife #office #workhumor#corporateashley #voiceactor #corporateverse #fy #fyp

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@marktim91Was Mr. McGregor a scratchy hoe, or was he just tilling the soil? #peterrabit #fyp

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