👋 First Things First

My Week With America’s Smartest* People

In the designated game room at the Nugget Casino Resort in Sparks, Nevada, which was open 24 hours a day during this year’s Mensa Annual Gathering, I sat at a table with a woman named Kimberly Bakke, a 30-year-old purple-haired pastry chef and teacher from Las Vegas. Read »

🐦 A Little Bird Told Me

Matthew Elliot @matttbastard

become ungovernable

12:35 AM ∙ Aug 24, 2022

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sara lebow 🫡 @SlebowSays

madison is such a beautiful name for a square garden

2:06 AM ∙ Aug 29, 2022

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michael @MULCH_EATER

Well, it happened. I accidentally pressed my joke Amazon dash button that orders a Kia Sorento.

1:24 AM ∙ Aug 31, 2022

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Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman

Two people inside a Google doc together is the real life version of psychically linking within The Drift to co-pilot a Pacific Rim mech

10:51 PM ∙ Aug 29, 2022

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Emily Murnane @emily_murnane

You’re asking a lot of questions already answered by my “not my wife” sign

4:49 PM ∙ Aug 28, 2022

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📰 Dive a Little Deeper

• After Roe, teens are teaching themselves sex ed, because the adults won’t

• The Twisted Life of Clippy

• Panic at the Library

📺 Weekend Watch

🙃 TikTok Treasures

@jaksin21Ring ding #xyzbca #foryou #fyp

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@ericaluethAll company email things #company #milennial #email #work

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@lrnsscndlifeI LUV MY HUSBND AND HE LUVS OUR FAYMILY HERES TEW TWENNYTHREE MOR👱🏻‍♀️👨👧🏼👶🏼

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@houseofkyleMustard Soda #mustardsoda (hat tip to @katartrescue)

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🤖 ARTificial Intelligence

DALL·E Prompt: eric, don jr. and ivanka as balloon animals photorealistic

🛣️ One For The Road

Via Jason Goldman